Crap Fuck - Insult Fragranced Wax Melt 50g
Crap Fuck - Insult Fragranced Wax Melt 50g
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You know the type. Talks a big game, then lies there like a deflated lilo.
Crap Fuck is a tribute to those tragically forgettable romps—underwhelming, awkward, and over far too quickly (or not quickly enough).
Luckily, this fragrance smells a hell of a lot better than the experience it’s named after. It’s bold, warm, and smooth—basically everything he wasn’t.
Light it to erase the scent of regret and replace it with something that actually lingers longer than 45 seconds.
Fragrance: A seductive blend of amber, vetiver, and rich masculine notes inspired by the iconic Fahrenheit aftershave. Deep, timeless, and everything he should’ve been.
Set the mood. Burn the melt. Forget their name.
Made with Coconut and Rapeseed Wax - 50g Clamshell
What Is a Wax Melt?
What Is a Wax Melt?
A wax melt is a scented piece of wax that fills your home with aroma joy.
You use an electric or tealight burner to release the aroma. It is also sometimes referred to as a wickless candle.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We ship with Royal Mail and aim to dispatch your items within 3-4 working days.
Please read our refund policy here.
Safety Information
Safety Information
•Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it when lit.
• Remove all packaging before use.
• Only use with a good quality tea-light. Do not use with a maxi tea-light, votive or other candle.
• Keep the Wax Melt Burner and tea-light out of the reach of children and pets.
• Do not burn the tea-light or leave the wax melt burner on or near anything that can catch fire.
• Keep foreign objects out of the wax pool.
• Extinguish the tea-light if the flame becomes enlarged, makes contact with the wax melt burner, or begins to smoke.
• Use a candle snuffer to extinguish the flame. Once extinguished allow wax melt burner to cool before moving.
Our Wax
Our Wax
Our wax is a coconut and rapeseed blend.
Read more about the ethics and benefits of the wax we use here.
